Letter to the Metropolitan Police
Dear Sir,
For the forthcoming student protest, I would like to volunteer my services to assist you inrabble crowd control.
I wouldn’t expect payment and I could provide my own baton and although it might look more like a 7 iron, I can assure you that it would do the job.
This would give me the opportunity to give these ungrateful, pampered, spoilt brats a well earned clip around the ear and to possibly teach them that respect has to be earned and that they do not have the right to “bunk off” school to cause chaos which will disrupt the routines of hard-working wage earners.
I look forward to your reply
Yours Faithfully
A Taxpayer
For the forthcoming student protest, I would like to volunteer my services to assist you in
I wouldn’t expect payment and I could provide my own baton and although it might look more like a 7 iron, I can assure you that it would do the job.
This would give me the opportunity to give these ungrateful, pampered, spoilt brats a well earned clip around the ear and to possibly teach them that respect has to be earned and that they do not have the right to “bunk off” school to cause chaos which will disrupt the routines of hard-working wage earners.
I look forward to your reply
Yours Faithfully
A Taxpayer
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