Push-Chair Nazis

I am fed up with these mothers who trundle their offspring in the pushchair equivalent of a 4x4. They generally move around in pairs, totally oblivious of the carnage they cause as they plough their way through crowds as they are too damn busy nattering to pay attention to those around them.

These buggies are loaded up with the so-called essentials for the transport of the 21^st Century baby. This includes up to 10 different toys to keep junior entertained, a variety of nappies and wipes, different flavours of goo which serves as food for the poor little darling in case it gets peckish.

In order to transport all of this gear an ordinary car is not adequate so a small tank is purchased. This partly helps the mother as they “feel safe” in a larger vehicle. Never mind the fact that we don’t feel safe when they are on the damn road....